Why a Penis is Like a Really Gross Appendage
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From: The Savinator <sava0037@gold.tc.umn.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.bitterness
Subject: Re: Why a Penis is Like a Really Gross Appendage

>What is this unspoken rule that people can't admit to
>men's genital's being the ugliest, wormiest-looking things
>they ever have to look at? I mean, they *feel* good and everything,
>but they look like they are supposed to be covered in slime,
>like they should be crawling out of some primordial, gaseous swamp
>sniffing around for food. Most women I know think it would be
>disgusting to have to look down and see that thing hanging off your
>body, day in and day out, next to that rancid chicken-skin, which is

>probably the SECOND ugliest thing humans ever have to look at. Like
>something picked off the floor of a slaughterhouse or something.
>
>I think men are in some kind of collective denial, pretending like
>they are not repulsed by the sight of their own genitals. Face it,
>guys, even if you don't admit to being embarrassed, many women are
>embarrassed enough for all of you.
>

You're just jealous.

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