Mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her youngest
daughter walks in.
Child: Mother, where do babies come from?
Mom: Well dear...a mommy and daddy fall in love and get married. One
night they go into their room...they kiss and hug and have sex.
(The daughter looks puzzled.)
That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy's vagina. That's how
you get a baby, honey.
Child: Oh I see, but the other night when I came into you and daddy's
room you had daddy's penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do
Mom: Jewelry, dear.
These all are jokes that we've had the good fortune of having other people
email to us or we've retrieved off the Internet. Over time, we've sent them on
to the subscribers of our various jokes lists.
Since we're talking some ten years of managing these emails lists, we've built
up a pretty sizeable (and FUNNY) collection of jokes. They cover pretty much
any category and topic that you can imagine; from clean jokes to dirty jokes
and most everything in between, including the much loved lawyer jokes and the
blonde jokes and the yo mama jokes as well as those redneck jokes.
Remember, we did NOT author them, but we did take the time to convert the text
files to html.