Things Never To Say To A Woman After You've Just Made Love
- What do I do now -- I've never "used" anyone before!
- The night's still young! Let's pick up some guys!
- Let's cuddle like Robert Chambers.
- And now...violence.
- Stick with me, home girl -- you ain't fucked till you've fucked in a crack
- Be careful when you slip on your shoes -- I can't find the condom.
- Look at the bright side. It's important to learn from our mistakes.
- Do you have any sisters like you?
- Mind if I masturbate? We might salvage this yet.
- I shouldn't have bought condoms at Toys "R" Us.
- I can save you up to 40 percent on your insurance needs.
- Hey, hey! The tattoo parlor's open till three o'clock!
- I have a headache -- have you checked your vagina for radon?
- It's been great to be here in [name of city]. You've been a wonderful
- The horror...the horror...
- That reminds me -- it's my turn to get the bait.
- The bad news: I tested positive. The good news: I've got a smashing
design for my segment of the AIDS quilt!
- "Uhnnnnnngh," or "Uhhhnnnnnggggghhhh"? The editors of Penthouse are
sticklers for detail.
- Guess I'm not monogamous after all!
These all are jokes that we've had the good fortune of having other people
email to us or we've retrieved off the Internet. Over time, we've sent them on
to the subscribers of our various jokes lists.
Since we're talking some ten years of managing these emails lists, we've built
up a pretty sizeable (and FUNNY) collection of jokes. They cover pretty much
any category and topic that you can imagine; from clean jokes to dirty jokes
and most everything in between, including the much loved lawyer jokes and the
blonde jokes and the yo mama jokes as well as those redneck jokes.
Remember, we did NOT author them, but we did take the time to convert the text
files to html.
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