A depressed young woman from a Manhattan finishing school was so
desperate that she decided to end her life by throwing herself
into the ocean. When she went down to the docks, a handsome
young sailor noticed her tears, took pity on her, and said,
"Look, you've got a lot to live for. I'm off to Europe in the
morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll
take good care of you and bring you food every day."
"Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added,
"I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy."
The girl nodded. What did she have to lose?
That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a
lifeboat.
From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a
piece of fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn.
Three weeks later, during a routine search, she was discovered by
the captain.
"What are you doing here?" he asked. "I had an arrangement with
one of the sailors," she explained. "He's taking me to Europe,
and every night he comes and screws me." "He sure is, lady,"
said the captain. "This is the Staten Island Ferry."
These all are jokes that we've had the good fortune of having other people
email to us or we've retrieved off the Internet. Over time, we've sent them on
to the subscribers of our various jokes lists.
Since we're talking some ten years of managing these emails lists, we've built
up a pretty sizeable (and FUNNY) collection of jokes. They cover pretty much
any category and topic that you can imagine; from clean jokes to dirty jokes
and most everything in between, including the much loved lawyer jokes and the
blonde jokes and the yo mama jokes as well as those redneck jokes.
Remember, we did NOT author them, but we did take the time to convert the text
files to html.
