So you think your life is bad

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So you think your life is bad?

Just think how the life of an egg is.

You only get laid once.
You only get eaten once.

It takes 4 minutes to get hard and
2 minutes to get soft.
You have to share a box with 11 other guys
And the only chick who ever sat on your face was .... your mother!!
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These all are jokes that we've had the good fortune of having other people email to us or we've retrieved off the Internet. Over time, we've sent them on to the subscribers of our various jokes lists. Since we're talking some ten years of managing these emails lists, we've built up a pretty sizeable (and FUNNY) collection of jokes. They cover pretty much any category and topic that you can imagine; from clean jokes to dirty jokes and most everything in between, including the much loved lawyer jokes and the blonde jokes and the yo mama jokes as well as those redneck jokes. Remember, we did NOT author them, but we did take the time to convert the text files to html.

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