Oh yes, it is the ever popular Objectivist Pickup Lines, now here
immortalized on the web. I hope that these pickup lines are unexpected, and
therefore amusing. No "hey baby, wanna share some values?" here! Various
unnamed people have contributed to this list.
If you have any good suggestions, e-mail me! (diana@wustl.edu)
Universal
"Did you know that nakedness is the highest form of psychological
visibility?"
"You and I could create a whole other benevolent universe..."
"Wow...when they made you they sure didn't omit any measurements!"
"If you turn me down, you're anti-man!"
"Say, there should have been a chapter in the Romantic Manifesto about your
ass!"
"What isn't your sign?"
"Let me show you what sex qua sex can be."
"Why don't you get undressed so I can check your premises?"
"Wanna come over to my place and see my Ilona etchings?"
Girl to Guy
"Brother, you're asking for it!"
Guy to Girl
"Wanna let me come over and break your fireplace?"
(Guy is naked) "What do you mean it's not big enough? It's not called the
Taggart Transcontinental for nothing!"
"Okay, enough epistemology. How'd you like to grasp something a bit more
physical?"
"Yeah baby. It is made of Rearden Metal."
"You're certainly practicing the Virtue Of Sexiness tonight."
These all are jokes that we've had the good fortune of having other people
email to us or we've retrieved off the Internet. Over time, we've sent them on
to the subscribers of our various jokes lists.
Since we're talking some ten years of managing these emails lists, we've built
up a pretty sizeable (and FUNNY) collection of jokes. They cover pretty much
any category and topic that you can imagine; from clean jokes to dirty jokes
and most everything in between, including the much loved lawyer jokes and the
blonde jokes and the yo mama jokes as well as those redneck jokes.
Remember, we did NOT author them, but we did take the time to convert the text
files to html.
