A man walks up to a bank teller and says, "Hey bitch... I wanna open a
"I said, I wanna open a fuckin account!!!"
"Sir, that language is intolerable!" she exclaimed, "I'm getting a
The manager comes along and asks, "Sir, is there a problem?"
"No," he replies, "I just wanna open a fuckin' account!!!"
The manager says, "Sir we do not use that kind of language at this
The man says, "Listen, I just won $35 million in the fuckin' lottery
and I wanna open a fuckin account!!!"
The manager points to the teller and responds, "And this bitch is
giving you a hard time?!?!?!?!"
These all are jokes that we've had the good fortune of having other people
email to us or we've retrieved off the Internet. Over time, we've sent them on
to the subscribers of our various jokes lists.
Since we're talking some ten years of managing these emails lists, we've built
up a pretty sizeable (and FUNNY) collection of jokes. They cover pretty much
any category and topic that you can imagine; from clean jokes to dirty jokes
and most everything in between, including the much loved lawyer jokes and the
blonde jokes and the yo mama jokes as well as those redneck jokes.
Remember, we did NOT author them, but we did take the time to convert the text
files to html.