A woman goes into a restaurant in a small town out in the South. She
orders the chicken and starts to eat. Eating too fast, she starts to
choke on a chicken bone.
Buford & Buck, 2 country boys in the next booth, notice she is choking.
So, they get up and go over to help her. Buford drops his coveralls and
bends over and then Buck starts licking his butt.
The choking woman watches these two go at it and is so grossed out,
she launches the groceries all over the place, dislodging the chicken
bone from her throat.
Buford pulls his overalls back up and says to Buck, "You're right, that
'hind-lick' maneuver works like a charm."
These all are jokes that we've had the good fortune of having other people
email to us or we've retrieved off the Internet. Over time, we've sent them on
to the subscribers of our various jokes lists.
Since we're talking some ten years of managing these emails lists, we've built
up a pretty sizeable (and FUNNY) collection of jokes. They cover pretty much
any category and topic that you can imagine; from clean jokes to dirty jokes
and most everything in between, including the much loved lawyer jokes and the
blonde jokes and the yo mama jokes as well as those redneck jokes.
Remember, we did NOT author them, but we did take the time to convert the text
files to html.