The Plan

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In the beginning, there was the Plan.
And then came the Assumptions.
And the Assumptions were without form,
And the Plan was without substance.

And the darkness was upon the face of the workers, and they spoke among themselves saying, "It is a crock of shit, and it stinketh."

And the workers went to their supervisors and saith, "It is a pail of dung and none may abide the odor thereof."

And the supervisors went to their managers and saith unto them, "It is a container of excrement and it is very strong, such that none may abide it."

And the managers went unto their directors and saith, "It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide by its strength."

And the directors spoke amongst themselves, saying one to another "It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong."

And the directors went unto the vice presidents and saith unto them, "It promotes growth and is very powerful."

And the vice presidents went unto the president and saith unto him, "This new plan will actively promote the growth and efficiency of this company and these areas in particular."

And the president looked upon the plan, and saw that it was good, and the plan became policy....and THAT is how shit happens.

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