Land of Oz

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One day George Bush, Bill Clinton and Bob Packwood decide to visit
the Wizard of OZ. After a long travel along the yellow brick road
they arrive at the Wizards Palace.


When they meet the Wizard he tells them that they may each have one
wish fulfilled. The Wizard asks George Bush what he would like, to

which George responds "I would like to have a heart" and a heart is given
to him. The Wizard asks Bill Clinton what he would like, to which Bill
responds "I would like to have a brain" and a brain is given to him.


The Wizard then asks Bob Packwood what he would like, to which Bob responds
"Uhmmmm is Dorothy anywhere around"........


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These all are jokes that we've had the good fortune of having other people email to us or we've retrieved off the Internet. Over time, we've sent them on to the subscribers of our various jokes lists. Since we're talking some ten years of managing these emails lists, we've built up a pretty sizeable (and FUNNY) collection of jokes. They cover pretty much any category and topic that you can imagine; from clean jokes to dirty jokes and most everything in between, including the much loved lawyer jokes and the blonde jokes and the yo mama jokes as well as those redneck jokes. Remember, we did NOT author them, but we did take the time to convert the text files to html.

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