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A man walks into a diner one hot summer day. He sits down at the counter, next to another man reading a newspaper, and orders fries, a coke, and a burger. As he's eating his meal, he looks up through the kitchen door and sees a big hairy gorilla chained to the kitchen stove, frying burgers. The gorilla grabs a hand full of meat, and shapes it into a patty by squashing the meat in his armpit. The gorilla then slaps the patty onto the hot grill. The man eating at the counter turns to the man sitting next to him, who happens to be the diner's manager, and says, "That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen."


The manager turns to the man and says, "If you think that's disgusting, you should see him make donuts!"

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These all are jokes that we've had the good fortune of having other people email to us or we've retrieved off the Internet. Over time, we've sent them on to the subscribers of our various jokes lists. Since we're talking some ten years of managing these emails lists, we've built up a pretty sizeable (and FUNNY) collection of jokes. They cover pretty much any category and topic that you can imagine; from clean jokes to dirty jokes and most everything in between, including the much loved lawyer jokes and the blonde jokes and the yo mama jokes as well as those redneck jokes. Remember, we did NOT author them, but we did take the time to convert the text files to html.

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