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  1. What is the thinnest book in the world?
    - What men know about women.

  2. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    - One ... men will screw anything.

  3. How does a man take a bubble bath?
    - He eats beans for dinner.

  4. Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
    - Because they don't have balls to scratch.

  5. What's a man's idea of foreplay?
    - A half hour of begging.

  6. How can you tell if a man is sexually excited?
    - If he's breathing.

  7. What's the difference between men and government bonds?
    - Bonds mature.

  8. How do you save a man from drowning?
    - Take your foot off his head.

  9. What do men and beer have in common?
    - They're both empty from the neck up.

  10. How can you tell if a man is happy?
    - Who cares?

  11. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
    - We don't know ... it never happens.

  12. How are men and parking spots alike?
    - The good ones are always taken and the ones left are handicapped.

  13. What's a man's idea of helping with the housework?
    - Lifting his feet so you can vacuum.

  14. What's the difference between men and E.T.?
    - E.T. phoned home.

  15. What does a man consider a seven-course meal?
    - A hot dog and a six pack.

  16. Why does a man have a hole in his penis?
    - So he can be open minded.



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