Dumb Men Jokes

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  1. What is the thinnest book in the world?
    - What men know about women.

  2. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    - One ... men will screw anything.

  3. How does a man take a bubble bath?
    - He eats beans for dinner.

  4. Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
    - Because they don't have balls to scratch.

  5. What's a man's idea of foreplay?
    - A half hour of begging.

  6. How can you tell if a man is sexually excited?
    - If he's breathing.

  7. What's the difference between men and government bonds?
    - Bonds mature.

  8. How do you save a man from drowning?
    - Take your foot off his head.

  9. What do men and beer have in common?
    - They're both empty from the neck up.

  10. How can you tell if a man is happy?
    - Who cares?

  11. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
    - We don't know ... it never happens.

  12. How are men and parking spots alike?
    - The good ones are always taken and the ones left are handicapped.

  13. What's a man's idea of helping with the housework?
    - Lifting his feet so you can vacuum.

  14. What's the difference between men and E.T.?
    - E.T. phoned home.

  15. What does a man consider a seven-course meal?
    - A hot dog and a six pack.

  16. Why does a man have a hole in his penis?
    - So he can be open minded.

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These all are jokes that we've had the good fortune of having other people email to us or we've retrieved off the Internet. Over time, we've sent them on to the subscribers of our various jokes lists. Since we're talking some ten years of managing these emails lists, we've built up a pretty sizeable (and FUNNY) collection of jokes. They cover pretty much any category and topic that you can imagine; from clean jokes to dirty jokes and most everything in between, including the much loved lawyer jokes and the blonde jokes and the yo mama jokes as well as those redneck jokes. Remember, we did NOT author them, but we did take the time to convert the text files to html.

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