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  1. Do You Love As Good As You Look?
  2. Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life
  3. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
  4. Here's A Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares
  5. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
  6. I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me
  7. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
  8. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
  9. I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy
  10. I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life
  11. I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart
  12. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
  13. If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low
  14. If The Phone Don't Ring, Baby, You'll Know It's Me
  15. If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will
     
     
  16. Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
  17. My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart
  18. She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft; She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
  19. She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
  20. You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
  21. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
  22. You're Just A Booger On The Doorknob Of My Life



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If you are certain of the authorship of any of these, email us the author's name along with relevant information on how we can verify that they truly are the author so we can give them the credit that they deserve.

 

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