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JokeTribe - THE Best College Humor Archive of Funny Jokes

  1. Do You Love As Good As You Look?

  2. Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life

  3. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye

  4. Here's A Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares

  5. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

  6. I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me

  7. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You


  8. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

  9. I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy

  10. I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life

  11. I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart

  12. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

  13. If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low

  14. If The Phone Don't Ring, Baby, You'll Know It's Me

  15. If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will

  16. Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)

  17. My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John
    Was Breaking My Heart

  18. She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft; She Got The Ring And I
    Got The Finger

  19. She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart

  20. You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat

  21. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

  22. You're Just A Booger On The Doorknob Of My Life

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About JokeTribe

These all are jokes that we've had the good fortune of having other people email to us or we've retrieved off the Internet. Over time, we've sent them on to the subscribers of our various jokes lists. Since we're talking some ten years of managing these emails lists, we've built up a pretty sizeable (and FUNNY) collection of jokes. They cover pretty much any category and topic that you can imagine; from clean jokes to dirty jokes and most everything in between, including the much loved lawyer jokes and the blonde jokes and the yo mama jokes as well as those redneck jokes. Remember, we did NOT author them, but we did take the time to convert the text files to html.

If you are certain of the authorship of any of these, email us the author's name along with relevant information on how we can verify that they truly are the author so we can give them the credit that they deserve.