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SEX(6) EUNUCH Programmer's Manual SEX(6)

sex - have sex

sex [ options ] ... [ username ] ...

sex allows the invoker to have sex with the user(s) speci-
fied in the command line. If no users are specified, they
are taken from the LOVERS environment variable. Options to

     make things more interesting are as follows:

-1 masturbate

-a external stimulus (aphrodisiac) option

-b buggery

bestiality with

-c chocolate sauce option

-C chaining option (cuffs included) (see also -m -s -W)

get a date with the features described in

-e exhibitionism (image sent to all machines on the net)

-f foreplay option

-F nasal sex with plants

-i coitus interruptus (messy!)

-j jacuzzi option (California sites only)

-l leather option

-m masochism (see -s)

-M triple parallel (Menage a Trois) option

-n necrophilia (if target process is not dead, program
kills it)

-o oral option

-O parallel access (orgy)

-p debug option (proposition only)

-P pedophilia (must specify a child process)

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SEX(6) EUNUCH Programmer's Manual SEX(6)

-q quickie (wham, bam, thank you, ma'am)

-s sadism (target must set -m)

-S sundae option

-v voyeurism (surveys the entire net)

-w whipped cream option

-W whips (see also -s, -C, and -m)

is a list of default partners which will be used if
none are specified in the command line. If any are
specified, the values in LOVERS is ignored.

/usr/lib/sex/animals animals for bestiality

/usr/lib/sex/blackbook possible dates

/usr/lib/sex/sundaes sundae recipes

/usr/lib/sex/s&m sado-masochistic equipment

^C (quit process) may leave the user very unsatisfied.

^Z (stop process) is usually quite messy.

Author prefers to be anonymous.

Oldest program ever.

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