During math class, Mrs. Johnson, the teacher, is giving short pop quizzes:
Mrs. Johnson: If there are three pigeons sitting in a tree and we
shoot one, how many pigeons are left?
Johnny: None, because after the first pigeon is shot, all the rest
will fly away.
Mrs. Johnson: Well, although this is not the mathematically correct
answer I was hoping for, I appreciate your train of
Johnny: Mrs. Johnson, may I also ask a question?
Mrs. Johnson: Sure, participation is good!
Johnny: Three women are eating ice cream cones on the street. One
is taking bites out of hers, another is licking while the
third one is sucking on hers. Which one of them is married?
Mrs. Johnson: Uh, er, the one who is sucking?
Johnny: Well, no, it's the one with the wedding ring. But I
appreciate your train of thought!