Top 10 reasons trick-or-treating is better than sex
- 10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
- 9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
- 8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
- 7. You don't have to compliment to the person who gave you candy.
- 6. Its ok when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone
else, because you ARE someone else.
- 5. 40 years from now, you'll still enjoy candy.
- 4. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door.
- 3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.
- 2. Less guilt the next morning.
AND the number 1 reason:
- 1. You can "do" the whole neighborhood!!!!!
These all are jokes that we've had the good fortune of having other people
email to us or we've retrieved off the Internet. Over time, we've sent them on
to the subscribers of our various jokes lists.
Since we're talking some ten years of managing these emails lists, we've built
up a pretty sizeable (and FUNNY) collection of jokes. They cover pretty much
any category and topic that you can imagine; from clean jokes to dirty jokes
and most everything in between, including the much loved lawyer jokes and the
blonde jokes and the yo mama jokes as well as those redneck jokes.
Remember, we did NOT author them, but we did take the time to convert the text
files to html.
If you are certain of the authorship of any of these,
email us the author's name
along with relevant information on how we can verify that they truly are the
author so we can give them the credit that they deserve.