An Oregonian, a Californian and a Texan were out camping. They were sitting
around a campfire when the Texan pulled out a bottle of tequila and after
taking a couple of swallows, threw the bottle up in the air, pulled out his
six shooter and neatly shot the bottle. The Californian noted that there was
still some tequila left in the bottle, but the Texan said, "That's okay, we
have plenty of tequila where I come from."
The Californian promptly brought out his bottle of White Zinfandel, took two
swallows, threw it up in the air and shot it with a 9mm pistol saying: "We
have plenty of this where I come from."
The Oregonian took all this in and finally opened a bottle of Henry's Blue
Boar Irish Ale. He downed the entire bottle, threw it up in the air, shot
the Californian with a 12-gauge shotgun he kept around for birds and deftly
caught the bottle. The Texan's jaw dropped nearly to his silver buckle and
his eyes widened nearly as wide as the buckle. The Oregonian, momentarily
puzzled at the Texan's reaction, finally piped up: "It's okay, we have
plenty of Californians where I come from, but I can get a nickel for this