[...] It seems when Armstrong walked on the moon, he not only gave
his famous "One Step for Man", etc. statement, but followed it by
several remarks. It ended with "Good luck, Mr. Gorsky." Over the years many
people have questioned him as to what the "Mr. Gorsky" statement meant. Two
weeks ago, while answering questions following a speech, he finally responded.
It seems Mr. Gorsky had finally died and so he felt he would answer.
When he was a kid, he was playing ball. His brother hit a fly which landed in
front of the Gorsky's bedroom window. As he leaned down to pick it up,
he heard Mrs. Gorsky shouting at Mr. Gorsky. "Oral sex, oral sex you want?
You'll get oral sex when the kid next door walks on the moon!"