Any Limerick writers out there?

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From: (Stephanie Smilay)
Subject: Any limericks writers out there?

[ Article crossposted from soc.penpals,, ]
[ Author was Dennis Schmitz ]
[ Posted on 12 Jun 1995 16:22:57 GMT ]

In <3rhjai$>, (al willis) writes:

>In heaven, the British are cops.
>The German mechanics are tops.
> The French are the cooks,

> The Swedes have good looks,
>And all public fountains have schnapps.

You're disqualified. There isn't any sex in it, to say nothing of crudity.

In hell, it's not nearly as staid;
there are times you can actually get laid.
They use a big tube
and dispense with the lube
and care not if the gerbil's afraid.

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