10. Rosanne really gives me a boner!
9. Your breasts are just entirely too big.
8. Sometimes I just want to be held.
7. Sure, I'd love to go down to the store and buy you some Kotex.
6. My friend Ed is in the hospital, I need to get him a card.
5. No, please, I hate it when chicks go down on me.
4. Screw the Super Bowl, let's go to the Kenny G concert.
3. Not tonight, let's wait until we're married.
2. We need to spend time communicating more.
1. I wish your butt was wider.
These all are jokes that we've had the good fortune of having other people
email to us or we've retrieved off the Internet. Over time, we've sent them on
to the subscribers of our various jokes lists.
Since we're talking some ten years of managing these emails lists, we've built
up a pretty sizeable (and FUNNY) collection of jokes. They cover pretty much
any category and topic that you can imagine; from clean jokes to dirty jokes
and most everything in between, including the much loved lawyer jokes and the
blonde jokes and the yo mama jokes as well as those redneck jokes.
Remember, we did NOT author them, but we did take the time to convert the text
files to html.