Blue Pubic Hair Dilemma

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Newsgroups: alt.weddings
Subject: Blue Pubic Dilemma
> > >: wrote:
> > >: >Help! my pubic hairs are blue! I was washing my dog, and I like do it
> > >: >nude in the bath tub. I used Hi-white shampoo on him and it
> > >: >turned my red pubes blue! My wedding nite is the 1st of july. Nothing
> > >: >seems to get it out. My gynecologist said not to use hair coloring
> > >: >because it could inflame my labia majora and labia minora. I so tried
> > >: >food coloring but it wasn't permanent. Any suggestions on how
> > >: >not to spoil my night?

> I hope this person posts back with the results. I just hate it when we
> give good advice to people and we never hear how it went. :-P

Well at least now all she needs to worry about is something old, something new and something borrowed! ;-)

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