Top 45 reasons not to have sex
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  1. The pitter patter of little feet
  2. Never let 'em see you sweat
  3. Your parents might realize that you're not 12 years old anymore
  4. Naked men
  5. Guilt, guilt, and GUILT
  6. You might like it
  7. Rhenquist, Scalia, Kennedy, Souter, Thomas
  8. Paying back oral sex debts
  9. Only pagans procreate
  10. Castration
  11. You might fall in lust or, Heaven forbid, love
  12. Body hair
  13. Too many lights on in the room
  14. Your roommate and neighbors can't sleep with all that screaming
  15. Axl Rose
     

     
  16. Since that nasty little Gulf War, there's no money left for research and treatment of those nasty little Sexually Transmitted Diseases
  17. Why bother doing it yourself? Just buy the new Prince album
  18. Pennsylvania Abortion Law
  19. Utah Abortion Law
  20. Alabama Abortion Law
  21. Taking care of the orgasm deficit
  22. Yeast infections
  23. Too sticky
  24. Messes up your hair
  25. Charley Horses
  26. Bladder infections
  27. Cher
  28. "It's only a cold sore"
  29. Photographers with infrared cameras (remember, if it can be seen from a public place, it's not private)
  30. Hetero men who ask "Did you come yet?"
  31. SOMEBODY has to sleep in the wet spot
  32. Taking off the jimmy-hat
  33. In horror flicks, people having sex are always the first to be killed by axe murderers in hockey masks
  34. The ever popular Eternal Damnation
  35. Smegma
  36. You still live with your parents
  37. You love her but you're not in love with her
  38. Creation of sounds not meant to be emitted by the human body
  39. Drooling
  40. Letters to the Editor
  41. Calling out the wrong name
  42. Potential threat to your political aspirations (unless you're a Kennedy)
  43. Your brother gets home from school at 3:00
  44. No one to have sex with
  45. Carpet burn

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