The last 10 things any woman would ever say
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10. Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just being friends.


9. Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me.


8. I think hairy butts are really sexy.


7. Hey, get a whiff of that one.


6. Please don't throw that old T-shirt away, the holes in the armpit are just too cute.


5. This diamond is way too big.


4. I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow.


3. Wow, it really is 14 inches!


2. Does this make my butt look too small?


1. I'm wrong, you must be right again.


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These all are jokes that we've had the good fortune of having other people email to us or we've retrieved off the Internet. Over time, we've sent them on to the subscribers of our various jokes lists. Since we're talking some ten years of managing these emails lists, we've built up a pretty sizeable (and FUNNY) collection of jokes. They cover pretty much any category and topic that you can imagine; from clean jokes to dirty jokes and most everything in between, including the much loved lawyer jokes and the blonde jokes and the yo mama jokes as well as those redneck jokes. Remember, we did NOT author them, but we did take the time to convert the text files to html.

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