The last 10 things any woman would ever say
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10. Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just being friends.


9. Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me.


8. I think hairy butts are really sexy.


7. Hey, get a whiff of that one.


6. Please don't throw that old T-shirt away, the holes in the armpit are just too cute.


5. This diamond is way too big.


4. I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow.


3. Wow, it really is 14 inches!


2. Does this make my butt look too small?


1. I'm wrong, you must be right again.


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