The last 10 things any man would ever say
JokeTribe - THE Best College Humor Archive of Funny Jokes

10. I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherfucker.


9. While I'm up, can I get you a beer?


8. I think hairy butts are really sexy.


7. Her tits are just too big.


6. Sometimes I just want to be held.


5. That chick on "Murder, She Wrote" gives me a woody.


4. Sure I'd love to wear a condom.


3. We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I can hold your purse.


2. Fuck Monday Night Football, let's watch "Murphy Brown."


1. I think we're lost. We better pull over and ask for directions.


Click here for the next bawdy joke or pick a joke that's been recently viewed.

  1. Doctor. This hurts
  2. Rules of Etiquette for Inexperienced Cats
  3. God Rest Ye Copland Programmers
  4. God's re-election campaign
  5. Unsuccessful Greeting Cards
  6. Fun In An Elevator
  7. The Bible, Technical Slang Version
  8. Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy
  9. Answering machine messages
  10. Consumer Reports Magazine Evaluates GIRLFRIENDS

If you like what we have for you here on JokeTribe, please do consider donating to us. Any amount, even a small one, would truly be helpful.

 

About JokeTribe


These all are jokes that we've had the good fortune of having other people email to us or we've retrieved off the Internet. Over time, we've sent them on to the subscribers of our various jokes lists. Since we're talking some ten years of managing these emails lists, we've built up a pretty sizeable (and FUNNY) collection of jokes. They cover pretty much any category and topic that you can imagine; from clean jokes to dirty jokes and most everything in between, including the much loved lawyer jokes and the blonde jokes and the yo mama jokes as well as those redneck jokes. Remember, we did NOT author them, but we did take the time to convert the text files to html.

If you are certain of the authorship of any of these, email us the author's name along with relevant information on how we can verify that they truly are the author so we can give them the credit that they deserve.

 

 

Browse Amazon Bestsellers