SUPERSEX!
JokeTribe - THE Best Humor Archive of Funny Jokes
The girls from the nursing home decided to stop at the local bar for a cocktail after their weekly bridge game.

Ellie had one martini too many and upon here return to the home was feeling horney. So she took off her panties and put them into her handbag and burst into George's room, pulled up her dress and shouted - SUPERSEX!!!

George said "Ellie, for god's sake, my daughter is coming to visit and is due any minute.

Crestfallen, Ellie left but was still feeling horney, so she went on down the hall to Jim's room and again burst in, dress up, shouting SUPERSEX!!!

Jim looked up from his bed and said, "I'd like to help you out but this thing hasn't been up in ten years.

Now Ellie is really depressed, but, she is made of strong stuff.

So, she goes to the end of the hall and jumps into Fred's room. Same Routine, dress up shouting SUPERSEX!!!

Fred looks at her for a moment and says:

"I'll have the soup"



Click here for the next bawdy joke

About JokeTribe


These all are jokes that we've had the good fortune of having other people email to us or we've retrieved off the Internet. Over time, we've sent them on to the subscribers of our various jokes lists. Since we're talking some ten years of managing these emails lists, we've built up a pretty sizeable (and FUNNY) collection of jokes. They cover pretty much any category and topic that you can imagine; from clean jokes to dirty jokes and most everything in between, including the much loved lawyer jokes and the blonde jokes and the yo mama jokes as well as those redneck jokes. Remember, we did NOT author them, but we did take the time to convert the text files to html.

If you are certain of the authorship of any of these, email us the author's name along with relevant information on how we can verify that they truly are the author so we can give them the credit that they deserve.

 

Why we switched to Firefox

 

We've all heard the stories. Stories about innocently searching the internet with Internet Explorer when, all of a sudden, all the alarms are going off with your virus scanner. Programs are installing themselves. Warnings about Smitfraud-C, SpyAxe, and Vcodec are popping up on your screen.

And some of us have had firsthand experience. Firsthand experience that has led us away from IE and to other browsers like Firefox.

And why is that? Well, virus writers are generally going to be trying to get the most bang for their buck, ,just like everyone else. That's why. And IE currently provides them with that. It still has the largest market share, likely due in large part that it comes preinstalled on most computers.

But just because it's preinstalled doesn't mean you have to use it and expose yourself to all the spyware and virii targetted to it. You can do what an ever growing portion of users out there are doing. You can switch to

Browse Amazon Bestsellers

 

Google
Web JokeTribe