The latest Kinsey Report reveals that Americans are woefully ignorant
of the basic facts of life. The majority, for example, know where
babies come from, but fewer than 20 % apparently know how they get
there. Even worse, 36 % believe that bondage is something you wrap
around a cut finger. And no fewer than 44 % reason that being into
leather means working as a shoemaker.
The following quiz is designed to measure the smut level of the
public:
The most erotic experience a woman over 35 can have is:
having her knees rubbed with sour cream
simultaneously using the food processor, the blender, and the microwave
reading a sex quiz
shopping for shoes
When a businessman buys a red Mercedes, he is hoping to:
acquire a mistress
attract his neighbor's wife
preserve his youth
get a tax write-off
A marriage is in trouble when the husband brings home from the video store:
Kitten with a Whip
Sex Slaves of New Haven
Emmanuelle II meets Rocky IV
Dumbo
Condoms are not recommended for use:
before the 15th of the month
after the 15th of the month
immediately after sex
as birthday party decorations
Religious families generally have large families because:
they generally have more children
they just have natural rhythm
the Bible forbids television
they're just lucky
The Bible condemns homosexuals because:
they go to the theater a lot
they look too much like heterosexuals
they don't keep two sets of clothes
it's impossible to determine who should take out the garbage
After their 30th birthday, fewer than 10 % of women ever achieve:
multiple orchids
a satisfactory weight-loss program
a job that pays as much as a man's
comfortable shoes
It is not uncommon for the average male to worry about the size of his:
bank account
piano
office
necktie
In addition to traditional methods, AIDS can also be transmitted by:
These all are jokes that we've had the good fortune of having other people
email to us or we've retrieved off the Internet. Over time, we've sent them on
to the subscribers of our various jokes lists.
Since we're talking some ten years of managing these emails lists, we've built
up a pretty sizeable (and FUNNY) collection of jokes. They cover pretty much
any category and topic that you can imagine; from clean jokes to dirty jokes
and most everything in between, including the much loved lawyer jokes and the
blonde jokes and the yo mama jokes as well as those redneck jokes.
Remember, we did NOT author them, but we did take the time to convert the text
files to html.
If you are certain of the authorship of any of these,
email us the author's name
along with relevant information on how we can verify that they truly are the
author so we can give them the credit that they deserve.
The difference between web surfing with IE and Firefox is the difference between body armor and a trendy cotton vest
We've all heard the stories. Stories about innocently
searching the internet with Internet Explorer when, all
of a sudden, all the alarms are going off with your virus
scanner. Programs are installing themselves. Warnings
about Smitfraud-C, SpyAxe, and Vcodec are popping up on
your screen.
And some of us have had firsthand experience. Firsthand
experience that has led us away from IE and to other
browsers like Firefox.
And why is that? Well, virus writers are generally going
to be trying to get the most bang for their buck, ,just like
everyone else. That's why. And IE currently provides them
with that. It still has the largest market share, likely
due in large part that it comes preinstalled on most computers.
But just because it's preinstalled doesn't mean you have to
use it and expose yourself to all the spyware and virii
targetted to it. You can do what an ever growing portion of
users out there are doing. You can switch to