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A ninety year old man marries a nineteen year old girl. Lucky man!

They have a lovely wedding, although his parents couldn't go to the wedding..........

They jet off to the Seychelles for their honeymoon, spend the day on the beach, sun bathing, scuba diving, paragliding.

After partying in the disco till 2.00am they wander back to their hotel room, she (being 19 and VERY eager) bounds up the stairs 3 at a time, runs straight into the bathroom, tearing off her clothes for a quick shower. Whilst he is still negotiating the stairs.

By the time he makes the bedroom she is showered, perfumed and dressed in a short black negligee.

"Ah, my dear," he says, "I won't be long, I just need to freshen up."

The old man goes into the bathroom to 'get ready' and after half an hour he comes back out wearing ear plugs, nose plugs, and carrying a condom.

"What is all that for" the girl asks?

"There are two things I can't stand" replies the man, "The smell of burning rubber, and the sound of a woman screaming."



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The difference between web surfing with IE and Firefox is the difference between body armor and a trendy cotton vest

 

We've all heard the stories. Stories about innocently searching the internet with Internet Explorer when, all of a sudden, all the alarms are going off with your virus scanner. Programs are installing themselves. Warnings about Smitfraud-C, SpyAxe, and Vcodec are popping up on your screen.

And some of us have had firsthand experience. Firsthand experience that has led us away from IE and to other browsers like Firefox.

And why is that? Well, virus writers are generally going to be trying to get the most bang for their buck, ,just like everyone else. That's why. And IE currently provides them with that. It still has the largest market share, likely due in large part that it comes preinstalled on most computers.

But just because it's preinstalled doesn't mean you have to use it and expose yourself to all the spyware and virii targetted to it. You can do what an ever growing portion of users out there are doing. You can switch to

 

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