Playing doctor
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A boy and girl were out parking one night, and both being young and innocent, really knew nothing much about sex and anatomy. After fooling around awhile, he convinced the young lady to let him "feel" her "down there".

So put his hand up her underwear and couldn't believe what he felt! He asked her if he could just "see" it! So she let him pull off her panties and he bent over and looked down. Being so dark, he couldn't see very well and asked if he could look closer. This didn't work either, so he knelt in the floorboard to get a better look. With the darkness, he found this not to work well either. So he got his matches

out, struck one and bent closer to look.

After a second or two, he asked, "Hey, can you pee through all this hair?"

"Sure," she replies. "Why?"

"Well, you better start now, cause this bush is on fire!"



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The difference between web surfing with IE and Firefox is the difference between body armor and a trendy cotton vest

 

We've all heard the stories. Stories about innocently searching the internet with Internet Explorer when, all of a sudden, all the alarms are going off with your virus scanner. Programs are installing themselves. Warnings about Smitfraud-C, SpyAxe, and Vcodec are popping up on your screen.

And some of us have had firsthand experience. Firsthand experience that has led us away from IE and to other browsers like Firefox.

And why is that? Well, virus writers are generally going to be trying to get the most bang for their buck, ,just like everyone else. That's why. And IE currently provides them with that. It still has the largest market share, likely due in large part that it comes preinstalled on most computers.

But just because it's preinstalled doesn't mean you have to use it and expose yourself to all the spyware and virii targetted to it. You can do what an ever growing portion of users out there are doing. You can switch to

 

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