A boy and girl were out parking one night, and both being young and
innocent, really knew nothing much about sex and anatomy. After
fooling around awhile, he convinced the young lady to let him "feel"
her "down there".
So put his hand up her underwear and couldn't believe what he felt! He
asked her if he could just "see" it! So she let him pull off her
panties and he bent over and looked down. Being so dark, he couldn't
see very well and asked if he could look closer. This didn't work
either, so he knelt in the floorboard to get a better look. With the
darkness, he found this not to work well either. So he got his matches
out, struck one and bent closer to look.
After a second or two, he asked, "Hey, can you pee through all this
"Sure," she replies. "Why?"
"Well, you better start now, cause this bush is on fire!"