There is a woman lying in a coma. The doctors we very worried as she
was showing no response to any external stimulus. However, one day
when a nurse was giving her a bed bath and washed he privates she
noticed the womans eyes fluttering. When she dried her, she also
noticed her eyes moving. She called the doctor. When the doctor gave
her an examination he too noticed the eyes moving. Spotting a possible
breakthrough they called her husband in. Explaining the situation the
doctors explained that the wanted the husband to have oral sex with
the woman, as that my bring her round. The husband of course agreed,
saying he would do anything to get his wife back, but that he didn't
think he could do it with the medical staff present. The doctors said
they had thought of this and would retire to an adjacent room with one
of the monitors. This was all agreed and they moved next door. The
machine was running.
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The doctors rushed in, her heart had stopped.
"What happened" they said.
He said, "I was having oral sex with her as you asked, and she's
choked to death"
These all are jokes that we've had the good fortune of having other people
email to us or we've retrieved off the Internet. Over time, we've sent them on
to the subscribers of our various jokes lists.
Since we're talking some ten years of managing these emails lists, we've built
up a pretty sizeable (and FUNNY) collection of jokes. They cover pretty much
any category and topic that you can imagine; from clean jokes to dirty jokes
and most everything in between, including the much loved lawyer jokes and the
blonde jokes and the yo mama jokes as well as those redneck jokes.
Remember, we did NOT author them, but we did take the time to convert the text
files to html.
