Wife in a coma

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There is a woman lying in a coma. The doctors we very worried as she was showing no response to any external stimulus. However, one day when a nurse was giving her a bed bath and washed he privates she noticed the womans eyes fluttering. When she dried her, she also noticed her eyes moving. She called the doctor. When the doctor gave her an examination he too noticed the eyes moving. Spotting a possible breakthrough they called her husband in. Explaining the situation the doctors explained that the wanted the husband to have oral sex with the woman, as that my bring her round. The husband of course agreed, saying he would do anything to get his wife back, but that he didn't think he could do it with the medical staff present. The doctors said they had thought of this and would retire to an adjacent room with one of the monitors. This was all agreed and they moved next door. The machine was running.

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The doctors rushed in, her heart had stopped.

"What happened" they said.

He said, "I was having oral sex with her as you asked, and she's choked to death"

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