Three guys are rating women (1-10) as they come into a bar. A decent
looking woman comes in, and the first guy says "5", second guys says
"6", and third guy says "maybe 1/2."
A somewhat more attractive lady arrives and the ratings are 7, 7, and
1. Then a gorgeous tall blond enters. This woman is Bingo, Tilt, Out
of Sight. The first guy says "10." The second one echoes "10", and the
third one says "2".
The woman hears these ratings and turns quickly to the third guy. "I
know what you guys are doing" she says indignantly "What do you mean
2?--I've never been rated less than 10."
The third guy replies. "You don't understand. I use the Budweiser
rating system." She snaps back "So what is a 2 in the Budweiser rating
system?"
He responds "That's how many Clydesdales it would take to pull you off
of my face."