A Fable

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There was this fly buzzing over a stream.

Unbeknownst to the fly there was a trout in the stream. The trout thought to himself, if that fly drops six inches I could jump up and eat him.

Well unbeknownst to the trout there was a bear behind a rock near the stream. The bear thought to himself, if that fly drops six inches, that trout will jump and I could eat him.

Well unbeknownst to the bear, across the stream was a hunter. The hunter thought to himself, if that fly drops six inches, that trout will jump causing the bear to lunge, then I could jump out from behind this tree to and shoot him.

Well unbeknownst to the hunter there was a feild mouse behind the tree. The mouse thought to himself, if that fly drops six inches, that trout will jump, the bear will lunge, the hunter will shoot and

I could get his sandwich.

Well unbeknownst to the mouse there was a cat hiding in the weeds. The cat thought to himself, if that fly drops six inches the trout will jump, the bear will lunge, the hunter will shoot and the mouse will scamper.

Well the fly dropped six inches. The trout jumped, the bear lunged, the hunter shot, the mouse went for the sandwich, and the cat pounced but he missed and went into the stream.

So what is the moral of the story?????


The moral is no matter where you are in the world and no matter what time it is, whenever a fly drops six inches a pussy is going to get wet

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