Husband comes home from work and finds his wife standing in the mirror
rubbing her breast with tissue.
Husband: Honey, why are you standing in the mirror rubbing your breast with
tissue ?
Wife: Well, I was watching Oprah this afternoon and she had this expert on
the panel who says a woman's breast will get larger if she rubs them with
tissue.
Husband: Well, why don't you go in the bathroom and get some toilet paper
instead.
Wife: What makes you think toilet paper will work better than tissue?
Husband: It worked on your ass didn't it ?
These all are jokes that we've had the good fortune of having other people
email to us or we've retrieved off the Internet. Over time, we've sent them on
to the subscribers of our various jokes lists.
Since we're talking some ten years of managing these emails lists, we've built
up a pretty sizeable (and FUNNY) collection of jokes. They cover pretty much
any category and topic that you can imagine; from clean jokes to dirty jokes
and most everything in between, including the much loved lawyer jokes and the
blonde jokes and the yo mama jokes as well as those redneck jokes.
Remember, we did NOT author them, but we did take the time to convert the text
files to html.
