Three women are sitting in a bar talking about their love lives.
The first one says, "My husband is an architect. When we make love it has
power, it has form, it has function. It's incredible!"
The second one says, "My husband is an artist. When we make love it has
passion, it has emotion, it has vision. It's wonderful!"
The third woman sighs and sips her margarita, then says, "My husband works
for Microsoft. When we make love, he just sits at the end of the bed and
tells me how great it's going to be when it gets here."
These all are jokes that we've had the good fortune of having other people
email to us or we've retrieved off the Internet. Over time, we've sent them on
to the subscribers of our various jokes lists.
Since we're talking some ten years of managing these emails lists, we've built
up a pretty sizeable (and FUNNY) collection of jokes. They cover pretty much
any category and topic that you can imagine; from clean jokes to dirty jokes
and most everything in between, including the much loved lawyer jokes and the
blonde jokes and the yo mama jokes as well as those redneck jokes.
Remember, we did NOT author them, but we did take the time to convert the text
files to html.