The Koala Bear and the Prostitute

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A koala bear was approached by a prostitute. Since he had never been
with one before, he was curious and excited. They spent the night
together in a hotel, and he went down on her one last time before
departing.


As he was heading for the door, the prostitute yelled, "Hey! What
about my money?" The koala turned, gave her a puzzled look, and

shrugged his shoulders. She said, "Come here," and pulled a
dictionary out of her purse. She pointed to the word "prostitute"
and its definition: "has sex and gets paid"


Finally understanding, the koala borrowed her dictionary, turned to
the word "koala", and showed her: "eats bush and leaves"


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