A koala bear was approached by a prostitute. Since he had never been
with one before, he was curious and excited. They spent the night
together in a hotel, and he went down on her one last time before
As he was heading for the door, the prostitute yelled, "Hey! What
about my money?" The koala turned, gave her a puzzled look, and
shrugged his shoulders. She said, "Come here," and pulled a
dictionary out of her purse. She pointed to the word "prostitute"
and its definition: "has sex and gets paid"
Finally understanding, the koala borrowed her dictionary, turned to
the word "koala", and showed her: "eats bush and leaves"
These all are jokes that we've had the good fortune of having other people
email to us or we've retrieved off the Internet. Over time, we've sent them on
to the subscribers of our various jokes lists.
Since we're talking some ten years of managing these emails lists, we've built
up a pretty sizeable (and FUNNY) collection of jokes. They cover pretty much
any category and topic that you can imagine; from clean jokes to dirty jokes
and most everything in between, including the much loved lawyer jokes and the
blonde jokes and the yo mama jokes as well as those redneck jokes.
Remember, we did NOT author them, but we did take the time to convert the text
files to html.