Heaven's reward
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Three guys die and go to heaven. Standing in line, waiting for the Pearly Gates, they introduce themselves. When their turn comes to talk to Saint Peter, Charlie goes first.

St. Peter says "I have only one question before you go into heaven: Were you faithful to your wife?" Charlie answers "Yes, I never even looked at another women." The other two are starting to look a little nervous. St. Peter replies "See that Rolls-Royce over there? That's your car to drive while you're in heaven". (The other two give sighs of relief.)

The second guy, Mike, gets the same question and answers "Once I strayed, but I confessed to my wife and she forgave me and we worked it out." St. Peter says "See that new Buick over there, that's your car to use in heaven".

The third guy, Bill, answers the same question "I have to admit, I chased

every bit of tail I could, and was with a lot of women." St. Peter says "Honesty counts. You were basically a good guy, so that old VW Bug over there is yours to use while your in heaven.

The three guys go off on their seperate ways, promising to get together soon.

A few weeks later Mike and Bill are driving along in the Buick when they see Charlie's Rolls Royce parked outside of a BAR. They stop and go into the bar and find Charlie sitting at the bar, empty bottles all around him, his face in his hands, sobbing loudly. They come up to him and Mike asks "Chuck, what could possibly be so bad?!? You're in heaven and you drive a Rolls Royce!" Charlie looks up at them with blood shot eyes and says "I saw my wife today!" and starts sobbing again. Mike and Bill look at each other, shrug and look back at him. Bill trys "That's great! What's the problem?"

Charlie looks up again and answers "She was riding a bicycle!"



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