Three couples were trying to become members of a church. The Pastor
welcomed them and told them that before they became members they would
have to pass a simple test. For three weeks they would have to sustain
for any sexual activity. The three couples agreed and came back three
weeks later.
The Pastor asked the first couple how things went and they replied,
"We had no problem. This was an easy test."
The Pastor thanked them and welcomed them to his church.
The Pastor asked the second couple how things went and they replied,
"It was really tough. We couldn't be in the same room with each other.
But we did it. Now, I can't wait to get home."
The Pastor thanked them and welcomed them to his church.
The Pastor asked the third couple how things went and they replied,
"Well I'm sorry to say that we didn't make it. The first week wasn't
too bad. The second was getting really frustrating. By the third week
I just couldn't stand it any longer. When my wife bent over to pick up
that head of lettuce, I completely lost control."
The Pastor told them that he was sorry but they would not be able to
become members his church.
And the husband replied, "Yeah, well, we're not allowed to go into the
Safeway, either!"
