Tickle Me Elmo paradies

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This is a group of 3 paradies of all the hype surrounding the Tickle me Elmo dolls in '96 and the scalping that went on.

Subject: FS: Tickle Me Bruce the Duck
From: malstrom@emily.oit.umass.edu (Jason)
Newsgroups: 5col.forsale

I have a Tickle Me Bruce the Duck to sell. I'm asking for $400 dollars for it. Since this much rarer then the Tickle Me Elmo doll this is quite a bargain! Offer stands until I leave friday night. Serious offers only please.

P.S. if you are interested in this, I have a friends who is looking to

sell a Tickle Me Bud Lite can, a Tickle Me Pizza Box, and a Tickle Me Cardboard Box he would like to get rid of.

Subject: CIA selling Tickle-Me-Elmos
From: beinfang@ix.netcom.com (Jim Porter)
Newsgroups: houston.general

Did anyone see Nightline Friday?

I can't *believe* the CIA is actually using the internet to sell Tickle-Me-Elmos to fund the Marxists in Freedonia.

Let the buyer beware, I guess....

Subject: For Sale: $100
From: _dmc@wolfenet.com (Daryl dmc)
Newsgroups: seattle.forsale.computers

I have $100 for sale in the form of 5 $20 bills. I do not want to sell separately, but will consider splitting them up if the price is right.

Please email me if you are interested. This is the only $100 I have for sale this season, so act quick.

I am asking $105 or more for the 5 $20 bills together. If you are only looking for 1 or 2 $20 bills, I'll sell them for $25 each.

Serious inquiries only. I'm hoping to sell this to some lucky person so I can buy an Elmo doll for my nephew.

Merry Christmas :)

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