The Twelve Days of PC Hell
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The Twelve Days of Microsoft Christmas
by Gil Glass (trust me, it's singable)

On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

        Windows 95 for my PC

On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

        2 GPFs
        and Windows 95 for my PC

On the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

        3 ports not responding
        2 GPFs
        and Windows 95 for my PC

On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

        4 sectors bad
        3 ports not responding
        2 GPFs
        and Windows 95 for my PC

 
 

On the 5th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

        5 eighty six
        4 sectors bad
        3 ports not responding
        2 GPFs
        and Windows 95 for my PC

On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

        6 ints conflictin'
        5 eighty six
        4 sectors bad
        3 ports not responding
        2 GPFs
        and Windows 95 for my PC

On the 7th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

        7 files missin'
        6 inits conflictin'
        5 eighty six
        4 sectors bad
        3 ports not responding
        2 GPFs
        and Windows 95 for my PC

On the 8th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

        8 Megs overflowin'
        7 files missin'
        6 inits conflictin'
        5 eighty six
        4 sectors bad
        3 ports not responding
        2 GPFs
        and Windows 95 for my PC

On the 9th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

        9 apps a crashin'
        8 Megs overflowin'
        7 files missin'
        6 inits conflictin'
        5 eighty six
        4 sectors bad
        3 ports not responding
        2 GPFs
        and Windows 95 for my PC

On the 10th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

        10 modes not supported
        9 apps a crashin'
        8 Megs overflowin'
        7 files missin'
        6 inits conflictin'
        5 eighty six
        4 sectors bad
        3 ports not responding
        2 GPFs
        and Windows 95 for my PC

On the 11th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

        11 instructions faulty
        10 modes not supported
        9 apps a crashin'
        8 Megs overflowin'
        7 files missin'
        6 inits conflictin'
        5 eighty six
        4 sectors bad
        3 ports not responding
        2 GPFs
        and Windows 95 for my PC

On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

        12 sound cards silent
        11 instructions faulty
        10 modes not supported
        9 apps a crashin'
        8 Megs overflowin'
        7 files missin'
        6 inits conflictin'
        5 eighty six
        4 sectors bad
        3 ports not responding
        2 GPFs
        and Windows 95 for my PC

****** And now, the long awaited follow-up: ******

On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

        A Macintosh instead of a PC

On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to--

        ...hey, wait a minute -- this thing works!



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