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10. Last year, he described his sleigh as an "open transport."
This year, nobody will support it.
9. Offers to let you in on the ground floor of Wired stock.
8. Keeps peeking at a black and yellow paperback called
"Santa for Dummies."
7. Stuffs your stocking with AOL sign-up disks.
6. Hands out Tickle-Me Ellison dolls.
5. Logged on to the Internet relay chat channel "gift gab"
 

 
and hasn't been heard from since.
4. Won't touch your cookies.
3. He made his list, but he cross-linked it twice.
2. Misread something in a chat room and thought he could send
gifts as email attachments.
1. Says Christmas96 is still in beta...wait till February.

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These all are jokes that we've had the good fortune of having other people email to us or we've retrieved off the Internet. Over time, we've sent them on to the subscribers of our various jokes lists. Since we're talking some ten years of managing these emails lists, we've built up a pretty sizeable (and FUNNY) collection of jokes. They cover pretty much any category and topic that you can imagine; from clean jokes to dirty jokes and most everything in between, including the much loved lawyer jokes and the blonde jokes and the yo mama jokes as well as those redneck jokes. Remember, we did NOT author them, but we did take the time to convert the text files to html.

If you are certain of the authorship of any of these, email us the author's name along with relevant information on how we can verify that they truly are the author so we can give them the credit that they deserve.