TOP TEN GIFTS SANTA HAS IN STORE FOR THE COMPUTER INDUSTRY'S BI

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From the C|NET Digital Dispatch

Exclusive news! A team of hackers managed to break into Santa's intranet this week and checked his database (twice) for the gifts he has in store for the computer industry's newsmakers, movers, and shakers. They leaked the list to CNET, and in the interests of public information, we're passing it on to you:

10. Marc Andreessen, Netscape: his own not-quite-evil empire.
9. Louis Rosetto, "Wired": a low-interest loan.

8. Trip Hawkins, 3DO: Nintendo 64.
7. Kim Polese, Marimba: subscriptions to every magazine whose cover she graced in 1996.
6. Larry Ellison, Oracle: Redmond.
5. Al Gore, U.S. government: An AOL account. And a clue.
4. Andy Grove, Intel: Prozac for his paranoia.
3. Phil Zimmermann, PGP: Get Out of Jail Free card.
2. Steve Case, AOL: $19.95 from everyone in the world.
1. Bill Gates, Microsoft: peace on earth and good will toward Microsoft.

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These all are jokes that we've had the good fortune of having other people email to us or we've retrieved off the Internet. Over time, we've sent them on to the subscribers of our various jokes lists. Since we're talking some ten years of managing these emails lists, we've built up a pretty sizeable (and FUNNY) collection of jokes. They cover pretty much any category and topic that you can imagine; from clean jokes to dirty jokes and most everything in between, including the much loved lawyer jokes and the blonde jokes and the yo mama jokes as well as those redneck jokes. Remember, we did NOT author them, but we did take the time to convert the text files to html.

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