The Great Christmas Carol Quiz

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  1. My Singular Desire For The Impending Yuletide Season Is
    A Receipt Of A Pair Of Central Incisors

    TITLE: ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS MY TWO FRONT TEETH


  2. From Dark 'til Dawn, Soundless And Sanctimonious

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  3. Celestial Messengers From Splendid Empires

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  4. The Antlered Quadruped With The Cerise Proboscis

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  5. The Event Occurred At One Minute After 11:59 PM-Visibility
    Unlimited

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  6. Ornament The Enclosure With Large Sprigs Of A Berry-bearing
    Evergreen

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  7. Personal Hallucinations Of An Alabaster December 25th

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  8. Anticipation Of This Noel's Memento's : Nil

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  9. Clappered Inverted Cups, Sterling

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  10. Testimony Of Witness To Maternal Parent's Infidelity With
    Kris Kringle

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  11. In A Distant Bovine Trough

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  12. Universal Elation To The Terran Planet

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  13. O, Miniature Nazarene Hamlet

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  14. The Approach Of The Holiday Commemorating The Birth Of
    Christ Is Becoming Evident

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  15. Susanne, The Frigid Drip, Draws Nigh

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  16. May Jehovah Grant Unto You Hilarious Males, Retirement

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  17. Those of You Who Are True, Come Here

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  18. The Original Natal Day

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  19. During the Dark Hours When Herdsman Attended Their
    Charges

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  20. Three Ruminants Do A Slated 'Hesitation'

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  21. I Cogitate As I Emigrate

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  22. The Lilliputian Laddy Percussionist

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  23. A Trio of Non-Occidental Potentates Is Our Identity

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  24. A Meteorological Melody Is Manifest

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  25. The Yuletide's Diurnal Dozen

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  26. Please Permit Pristine Precipitation

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  27. 'Rimey', The Mannequin of Crystalline H2O

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  28. O Sacred Nocturnal Period! The Astronomical Suns
    Glisten Brilliantly

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  29. Our Desire Is Your Yuletide Cheer

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  30. Do Not Let Your Lips Protrude In Sullen Displeasure

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  31. Dumb Lancelot

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  32. Chief Polar Elf Peaks In Close Proximity

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  33. Issue Forth You Ol' Geysers

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  34. Haoli Holiday

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  35. Aged Matriarch Plowed Under By Precipitous Darlings

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  36. Igneous Ringing Tune

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  37. SPF Zero Bain de Soleil

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  38. Yo - Gene Autrey's Team Lip-synchs

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  39. Are You Experiencing Parallel Auditory Input?

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  40. Yo, Babe! Who It Is?

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