The Great Christmas Carol Quiz
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  1. My Singular Desire For The Impending Yuletide Season Is A Receipt Of A Pair Of Central Incisors
    TITLE: ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS MY TWO FRONT TEETH

  2. From Dark 'til Dawn, Soundless And Sanctimonious
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  3. Celestial Messengers From Splendid Empires
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  4. The Antlered Quadruped With The Cerise Proboscis
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  5. The Event Occurred At One Minute After 11:59 PM-Visibility Unlimited
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  6. Ornament The Enclosure With Large Sprigs Of A Berry-bearing Evergreen
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  7. Personal Hallucinations Of An Alabaster December 25th
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  8. Anticipation Of This Noel's Memento's : Nil
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  9. Clappered Inverted Cups, Sterling
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  10. Testimony Of Witness To Maternal Parent's Infidelity With Kris Kringle
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  11. In A Distant Bovine Trough
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  12. Universal Elation To The Terran Planet
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  13. O, Miniature Nazarene Hamlet
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  14. The Approach Of The Holiday Commemorating The Birth Of Christ Is Becoming Evident
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  15. Susanne, The Frigid Drip, Draws Nigh
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  16. May Jehovah Grant Unto You Hilarious Males, Retirement
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  17. Those of You Who Are True, Come Here
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  18. The Original Natal Day
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  19. During the Dark Hours When Herdsman Attended Their Charges
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  20. Three Ruminants Do A Slated 'Hesitation'
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  21. I Cogitate As I Emigrate
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  22. The Lilliputian Laddy Percussionist
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  23. A Trio of Non-Occidental Potentates Is Our Identity
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  24. A Meteorological Melody Is Manifest
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  25. The Yuletide's Diurnal Dozen
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  26. Please Permit Pristine Precipitation
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  27. 'Rimey', The Mannequin of Crystalline H2O
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  28. O Sacred Nocturnal Period! The Astronomical Suns Glisten Brilliantly
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  29. Our Desire Is Your Yuletide Cheer
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  30. Do Not Let Your Lips Protrude In Sullen Displeasure
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  31. Dumb Lancelot
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  32. Chief Polar Elf Peaks In Close Proximity
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  33. Issue Forth You Ol' Geysers
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  34. Haoli Holiday
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  35. Aged Matriarch Plowed Under By Precipitous Darlings
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  36. Igneous Ringing Tune
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  37. SPF Zero Bain de Soleil
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  38. Yo - Gene Autrey's Team Lip-synchs
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  39. Are You Experiencing Parallel Auditory Input?
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  40. Yo, Babe! Who It Is?
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