The Cyslist's Twelve Days of Christmas

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by Badge (barely29@aol.com)


On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, one titanium
bike.


On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me, two bar ends,
and one titanium bike.


On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me, three bib
shorts, two bar ends, and one titanium bike.


On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, four saddle
bags, three bib shorts, two bar ends, and one titanium bike.


On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, five full

suspension bikes, four saddle bags, three bib shorts, two bar ends,
and one titanium bike.


On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, six trail
passes, five full suspension bikes, four saddle bags, three bib
shorts, two bar ends, and one titanium bike.


On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me, seven Judy XC
Shocks, six trail passes, five full suspension bikes, four saddle
bags, three bib shorts, two bar ends, and one titanium bike.


On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, eight cycle
computers, seven Judy XC Shocks, six trail passes, five full
suspension bikes, four saddle bags, three bib shorts, two bar ends,
and one titanium bike.


On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, nine heart rate
monitors, eight cycle computers, seven Judy XC Shocks, six trail
passes, five full suspension bikes, four saddle bags, three bib
shorts, two bar ends, and one titanium bike.


On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, ten back racks,
nine heart rate monitors, eight cycle computers, seven Judy XC Shocks,
six trail passes, five full suspension bikes, four saddle bags, three
bib shorts, two bar ends, and one titanium bike.


On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me, eleven vetta
night lights, ten back racks, nine heart rate monitors, eight cycle
computers, seven Judy XC Shocks, six trail passes, five full
suspension bikes, four saddle bags, three bib shorts, two bar ends,
and one titanium bike.


On the twelth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, twelve
clipless pedals, eleven vetta night lights, ten back racks, nine heart
rate monitors, eight cycle computers, seven Judy XC Shocks, six trail
passes, five full suspension bikes, four saddle bags, three bib
shorts, two bar ends, and one titanium bike.


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