The Cyslist's Twelve Days of Christmas
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by Badge (barely29@aol.com)

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, one titanium bike.

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me, two bar ends, and one titanium bike.

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me, three bib shorts, two bar ends, and one titanium bike.

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, four saddle bags, three bib shorts, two bar ends, and one titanium bike.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, five full suspension bikes, four saddle bags, three bib shorts, two bar ends,

and one titanium bike.

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, six trail passes, five full suspension bikes, four saddle bags, three bib shorts, two bar ends, and one titanium bike.

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me, seven Judy XC Shocks, six trail passes, five full suspension bikes, four saddle bags, three bib shorts, two bar ends, and one titanium bike.

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, eight cycle computers, seven Judy XC Shocks, six trail passes, five full suspension bikes, four saddle bags, three bib shorts, two bar ends, and one titanium bike.

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, nine heart rate monitors, eight cycle computers, seven Judy XC Shocks, six trail passes, five full suspension bikes, four saddle bags, three bib shorts, two bar ends, and one titanium bike.

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, ten back racks, nine heart rate monitors, eight cycle computers, seven Judy XC Shocks, six trail passes, five full suspension bikes, four saddle bags, three bib shorts, two bar ends, and one titanium bike.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me, eleven vetta night lights, ten back racks, nine heart rate monitors, eight cycle computers, seven Judy XC Shocks, six trail passes, five full suspension bikes, four saddle bags, three bib shorts, two bar ends, and one titanium bike.

On the twelth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, twelve clipless pedals, eleven vetta night lights, ten back racks, nine heart rate monitors, eight cycle computers, seven Judy XC Shocks, six trail passes, five full suspension bikes, four saddle bags, three bib shorts, two bar ends, and one titanium bike.



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