- Claim you were a Christmas tree in your former life. If s/he tries to
bring one into the room, scream bloody murder and trash on the floor.
- Go to the mall with your roommate and sit on Santa's lap. Refuse to get
off.
- Wear a Santa suit all the time. Deny you're wearing it.
- Sit in a corner in the fetal position rocking back and forth chanting,
"Santa Claus is coming to town, Santa Claus is coming to town..."
- Hang mistle-toe in the doorway. When your roommate enters or leaves the
room, plant a wet one on his/her lips.
- Hang a stocking with your roommates name on it. Collect coal and sharp
objects in it. If s/he asks, say "you've been very naughty this year."
- Paint your nose red and wear antlers. Constantly complain about how you
never get to join in on the reindeer games.
- Make conversation out of Christmas Carols. (I.E. "You know, I saw mommy
kissing Santa Claus underneath the mistle-toe last night.")
- Wrap yourself in Christmas lights and roll around in the snow.
- Sing: "All I want for Christmas is my roommate's two front teeth..."
- Give your roommate the gifts from the twelve days of Christmas song.
- Build a snowperson with your roommate and place a hat on its head. When it
doesn't come to life, cry hysterically "it didn't work!"
- Whip your roommate screaming "now Dasher, now Dancer, now Donner, and
Blitzen, etc."
- Tear down all your roommate's Christmas decorations yelling "Bah Humbug!"
- Wake up every morning screaming "Ghost of Christmas Future, please have
mercy on my soul!"
- Tell your roommate you're moving out. Santa's buying you a house on 34th
Street.
- Pin a poinsettia to your lapel.
- Make anatomically correct gingerbread people and eat the best parts first.
- Put on a fake white beard and insist that all your roommate's friends "give
it a yank."
- Ring jingle bells maniacally saying "every time a bell rings an angel gets
his wings."
- Stand in front of the mirror reciting "How the Grinch Stole Christmas"
over and over in your underwear.
- Smoke mistle-toe. Do what comes naturally.
- Watch your roommate when s/he is sleeping. When s/he wakes up sing, "he
sees you when you're sleeping..."
- Steal a life size nativity scene and display it in your room. When your
roommate asks, tell him/her "I had to let them stay here, there's no room at
the inn."
- When your roommate goes to the bathroom, rearrange his/her possessions.
Tell him/her that Santa's elves must have done it.
