Top 12 Sexually Tilted Lines in the Movie Star Wars

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  1. She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.

  2. Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!

  3. Look at the size of that thing!

  4. Sorry about the mess...

  5. You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.

  6. Aren't you a little short for a storm trooper?

  7. You've got something jammed in here real good.

  8. Put that thing away before you get us all killed!

  9. Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?

  10. Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care WHAT you smell!

  11. You're all clear, kid. Now let's blow this thing and go home!

  12. Get on top of it!

Top 11 Sexually Titled Lines in the Movie THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK:

  1. And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!

  2. Possible he came in through the south entrance.

  3. I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh

  4. Hurry up, golden rod...

  5. That's OK, I like to keep it on manual control for a while.

  6. But now we must eat. Come, good food, come...

  7. Control, control...You must learn control!

  8. There's an awful lot of moisture in here.

  9. Size matters not...judge me by my size do you?

  10. I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me!

  11. Would it help if I got out and pushed?

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