Golf humor

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A foursome was on the last hole and when the last golfer drove off the
tee he hooked into a cow pasture. He advised his friends to play
through and he would meet them at the clubhouse. They followed the
plan and waited for their friend. After a considerable time he
appeared disheveled, bloody, and badly beaten up. They all wanted to
know what happened.


Their companion explained that he went over to the cow pasture but
could not find his ball. He noticed a cow wringing her tail in
obvious pain. He went over and lifted her tail and saw a golf ball
solidly embedded. It was a yellow Titelist so he knew it was not his.
A woman comes out of the bushes apparently searching for her lost golf
ball. The helpful male golfer lifted the cow's tail and asked, "Does
this look like yours?" and that was the last thing he could remember.


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These all are jokes that we've had the good fortune of having other people email to us or we've retrieved off the Internet. Over time, we've sent them on to the subscribers of our various jokes lists. Since we're talking some ten years of managing these emails lists, we've built up a pretty sizeable (and FUNNY) collection of jokes. They cover pretty much any category and topic that you can imagine; from clean jokes to dirty jokes and most everything in between, including the much loved lawyer jokes and the blonde jokes and the yo mama jokes as well as those redneck jokes. Remember, we did NOT author them, but we did take the time to convert the text files to html.

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