A millionaire collected live alligators, which he kept in the pool at his mansion. The guy also had a beautiful daughter, who was single.

One day he threw a big party. During the party, he announced, "My dear guests--I have a proposition to every man here. I will give one million dollars or my daughter to the man who can swim across this pool full of alligators and emerge unharmed!"

Suddenly there was a large splash, and everybody gawked as a guy cut a swathe across the pool, swimming like a wild man.

The crowd cheered the guy on as he kept cutting through the water.

Finally, he made it to the other side unharmed.

The millionaire was impressed. He said, "My boy that was incredible! Fantastic! I didn't think it could be done! Well I must keep my end of the bargain--which do you want, my daughter or the one million dollars?"

The guy says, "Listen, I don't want your money! And I don't want your daughter! I want the sonofabitch who pushed me in that goddamn pool!"