Years ago while lying in my hammock and drinking JD from the bottle I noticed
my dog dragging something under the fence. Upon inspection, to my dismay, I
realized it was the next door neighbor's 10 year old daughter's rabbit. For
years I had watch her come home from school and head straight out to it's
cage, free it and play with it in the yard. I knew today would be no different and
fearing for our dog, I had to think fast.

The rabbit was quite dirty, as if it had put up quite a struggle, so I washed
it off with the hose, combed it with the Dog brush and blew it dry with the
leaf blower. Upon finishing it's grooming I jumped the fence and replaced back
in it's cage hoping it's death would be written off as "natural causes".

Back to the hammock and JD. Within the hour the neighbors Volvo pulled in as
usual and out popped the little girl, and as usual she headed straight for the
cage. Only this time she stopped about six feet away and screamed:
"DDDDDAAAADDDDDDDYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Her father panic stricken stood looking at the cage. Being the good neighbor
that I am I rushed to fence and asked if there was anything I could do.

Her father less than calmly blurted, "What kind of sick individual would dig
up a little girl's dead rabbit and put it back in it's cage??"