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10. Hard as hell to get cable guy to come out to the shack.
9. Those Freeman idiots are always stopping by to borrow a cup of plastique.
8. Sticky typewriter no match for word processor when hefty manifestos are due.
7. Should have sent my brother an exploding birthday card last year.
6. Greyhound drivers never let you store bombs under your seat during the ride to Sacramento.

5. I can make a pipe bomb in 5 minutes, but I can't get my VCR to stop flashing 12:00.
4. Mom's always rifling through my anti-technology polemics.
3. Damn! I won't be able to pay Uncle Sam on time this year...
2. Townies mock my mode of transportation, now call me the Unacyclist.
1. Stupid FBI sketch makes me look like Weird Al Yankovic.

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These all are jokes that we've had the good fortune of having other people email to us or we've retrieved off the Internet. Over time, we've sent them on to the subscribers of our various jokes lists. Since we're talking some ten years of managing these emails lists, we've built up a pretty sizeable (and FUNNY) collection of jokes. They cover pretty much any category and topic that you can imagine; from clean jokes to dirty jokes and most everything in between, including the much loved lawyer jokes and the blonde jokes and the yo mama jokes as well as those redneck jokes. Remember, we did NOT author them, but we did take the time to convert the text files to html.

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